Tag Archives: dark humor

The Logical Vegetarian 0

You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.

The Suicide 0

And this, ladies and gentlemen, whom I am not in fact
Conducting, was his office all those minutes ago,
This man you never heard of.

Ordinance on Arrival 0

It is not our responsibility
everything you have heard about this place
is false.