Monthly Archives: June 2010

Five Ways to Kill a Man 0

You can make him carry a plank of wood
To the top of a hill and nail him to it.

Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody 1

I didn’t lay down my life in World War II
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.

The Woman Who Could Not Live With Her Faulty Heart 1

How can one live with such a heart?