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The Ballad of Sigmund Freud Comments Off on The Ballad of Sigmund Freud

When not enough folks were getting sick
A starving young physician tried to better his position
By discovering what made his patients tick.

Fifteen, Maybe Sixteen Things to Worry About 1

My pants could maybe fall down when I dive off the diving board.
My nose could maybe keep growing and never quit.

Forgetfulness Comments Off on Forgetfulness

as if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor
decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain,
to a little fishing village where there are no phones.