Tag Archives: humorous poems

The Ballad of Sigmund Freud 0

When not enough folks were getting sick
A starving young physician tried to better his position
By discovering what made his patients tick.

Fifteen, Maybe Sixteen Things to Worry About 1

My pants could maybe fall down when I dive off the diving board.
My nose could maybe keep growing and never quit.

Forgetfulness 0

as if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor
decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain,
to a little fishing village where there are no phones.