Tag Archives: humorous poems

Poeta Fit, Non Nascitur 0

How shall I be a poet?
How shall I write in rhyme?

Macavity 0

You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air–
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity’s not there!

Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody 1

I didn’t lay down my life in World War II
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.