Tag Archives: dark humor

The Logical Vegetarian Comments Off on The Logical Vegetarian

You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.

The Suicide Comments Off on The Suicide

And this, ladies and gentlemen, whom I am not in fact
Conducting, was his office all those minutes ago,
This man you never heard of.

Ordinance on Arrival Comments Off on Ordinance on Arrival

It is not our responsibility
everything you have heard about this place
is false.