Category Archives: Poetry

The Welcome Chamber Comments Off

Somebody offers to shine your shoes.
Somebody else offers to babysit the kids...

Five Ways to Kill a Man Comments Off

You can make him carry a plank of wood
To the top of a hill and nail him to it.

Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody Comments Off

I didn't lay down my life in World War II
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.

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