Fiat Camena

James James Morrison Morrison
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great care of his Mother,
Though he was only three.
James James said to his mother,
“Mother,” he said, said he;
“You must never go down to the end of the town,
if you don’t go down with me.”

James James Morrison’s mother
Put on a golden gown.
James James Morrison’s mother
Drove to the end of the town.
James James Morrison’s mother
Said to herself, said she:
“I can get right down to the end of the town
and be back in time for tea.”

King John put up a notice,
“LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES MORRISON’S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN MISLAID.
LAST SEEN WANDERING VAGUELY:
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN TO THE END OF THE TOWN –
FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!”

James James Morrison Morrison
(Commonly known as Jim)
Told his other relations
Not to go blaming him.
James James said to his mother,
“Mother,” he said, said he:
“You must never go down to the end of the town
without consulting me.”

James James Morrison’s mother
Hasn’t been heard of since.
King John said he was sorry,
So did the Queen and Prince.
King John (somebody told me)
Said to a man he knew:
If people go down to the end of the town, well,
what can anyone do?”

(Now then, very softly)
J.J. M.M. W.G.Du P.
Took great
C/0 his M*****
Though he was only 3.
J.J. said to his M*****
“M*****,” he said, said he:
“You-must-never-go-down-to-the-end-of-the-town-
if-you-don’t-go-down-with-ME!”

– A. A. Milne

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